ozymandias271:

queenshulamit:

shitifindon:

lichgem:

feliscorvus:

ajax-daughter-of-telamon:

This is me, you guys.
LOL.
(Here’s the quiz it came from)

Hahahaha, I got the same result!

“Here is our best guess at who you are:
1. You are male.2. You are currently in your mid fifties, still working hard and enjoying every minute of it.3. You are starting to go bald, but you don’t care about it as much as you thought you would when you were younger. You still have your good looks, your gray eyes and your sense of humor. 4. You have a beautiful loving family, great life-long friends, even the doctor is happy with your annual check up!5. Things are generally good, and you just wish they’ll stay that way for much, much longer.”
Balding fifty year old male
????

"Here is our best guess at who you are:1. You are male.2. You are still a teenager, but won’t be one for very much longer. 3. You’re in college and are already worried about finding the perfect job that will be both fulfilling and will pay well. Your future worries you more than you’d like to admit.4. You have beautiful, silky brown hair and big eyes. 5. You know that if you’d only believe in yourself more, things would be much easier for you. Yet you still doubt your instincts more than you should, instead of trusting them every time.”
I’m a teenage boy you guys

Here is our best guess at who you are:1. You are female.2. You are currently in your mid thirties.3. You have a great job that you don’t necessarily appreciate as much as you should. You do, however, appreciate the great life partner that you have and your caring friends. 4. You have short blonde hair, gray eyes and a naturally tan skin tone. 5. You have 2 kids. Currently thinking whether or not to have a third one.Things they got right:1. Gender2. Caring friendsThings they got wrong:Everything else(Ozy is gr9 but not a life partner, ou is life partners with a Scott I am a secondary.)

1. You are male.2. You are still a teenager, but won’t be one for very much longer. 3. You’re in college and are already worried about finding the perfect job that will be both fulfilling and will pay well. Your future worries you more than you’d like to admit.4. You have beautiful, silky brown hair and big eyes. 5. You know that if you’d only believe in yourself more, things would be much easier for you. Yet you still doubt your instincts more than you should, instead of trusting them every time.
not a teenager, don’t have big eyes, totally willing to admit how freaked out I am about the future, just graduated
also (5) is a Forer statement

1. You are female.2. You are currently in your twenties, you are single, dating at nights and balancing a promising career during the day.3. You are smart, calculated, funny and imaginative.4. You have black hair, dark eyes a cute nose.5. You own a pet.
Wow. That was surprisingly accurate considering how I didn’t really know what to chose for most of the options. Though the picture thinks I’m black and that I have far better hair than I do IRL.

ozymandias271:

queenshulamit:

shitifindon:

lichgem:

feliscorvus:

ajax-daughter-of-telamon:

This is me, you guys.

LOL.

(Here’s the quiz it came from)

Hahahaha, I got the same result!

Here is our best guess at who you are:

1. You are male.
2. You are currently in your mid fifties, still working hard and enjoying every minute of it.
3. You are starting to go bald, but you don’t care about it as much as you thought you would when you were younger. You still have your good looks, your gray eyes and your sense of humor. 
4. You have a beautiful loving family, great life-long friends, even the doctor is happy with your annual check up!
5. Things are generally good, and you just wish they’ll stay that way for much, much longer.”

Balding fifty year old male

????

"Here is our best guess at who you are:
1. You are male.
2. You are still a teenager, but won’t be one for very much longer.
3. You’re in college and are already worried about finding the perfect job that will be both fulfilling and will pay well. Your future worries you more than you’d like to admit.
4. You have beautiful, silky brown hair and big eyes.
5. You know that if you’d only believe in yourself more, things would be much easier for you. Yet you still doubt your instincts more than you should, instead of trusting them every time.”

I’m a teenage boy you guys

Here is our best guess at who you are:
1. You are female.
2. You are currently in your mid thirties.
3. You have a great job that you don’t necessarily appreciate as much as you should. You do, however, appreciate the great life partner that you have and your caring friends.
4. You have short blonde hair, gray eyes and a naturally tan skin tone.
5. You have 2 kids. Currently thinking whether or not to have a third one.

Things they got right:
1. Gender
2. Caring friends
Things they got wrong:
Everything else
(Ozy is gr9 but not a life partner, ou is life partners with a Scott I am a secondary.)

1. You are male.
2. You are still a teenager, but won’t be one for very much longer. 
3. You’re in college and are already worried about finding the perfect job that will be both fulfilling and will pay well. Your future worries you more than you’d like to admit.
4. You have beautiful, silky brown hair and big eyes. 
5. You know that if you’d only believe in yourself more, things would be much easier for you. Yet you still doubt your instincts more than you should, instead of trusting them every time.

not a teenager, don’t have big eyes, totally willing to admit how freaked out I am about the future, just graduated

also (5) is a Forer statement

1. You are female.
2. You are currently in your twenties, you are single, dating at nights and balancing a promising career during the day.
3. You are smart, calculated, funny and imaginative.
4. You have black hair, dark eyes a cute nose.
5. You own a pet.

Wow. That was surprisingly accurate considering how I didn’t really know what to chose for most of the options. Though the picture thinks I’m black and that I have far better hair than I do IRL.

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nixpunk:

i’m not like other girls. actually, i’m nothing like other girls. and that girl u saw get on the bus earlier isn’t like other girls either. it’s surprising, really. it’s almost as if everybody is different from each other. holy shit

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stevenstonehenge:

My bun is basically a rag doll

stevenstonehenge:

My bun is basically a rag doll

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youneedacat:

I was explaining to someone the history of left-handedness in America, the ways that left-handed people were treated, it was considered okay to beat us until we became right-handed, and other things like that.

And instead of listening to me, the person’s only response was to…

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michaonthemoon:

yaoibutts:

I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”

like what stupid frenchman saw this:

image

and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE POMME DE TERRE!”

j’adore comment ananas se dit pineapple en anglais, ce qui veut littéralement dire “pomme de pin, genre quel type anglais a vu ça:
image

et s’est dit : “ow cette étrange big fruit ressemble à une, how do you say, POMME! hmmm… mais plutôt une pomme qui pousse dans les pins… HU HU HU! OH YES, IT’S A PINEAPPLE!

(z’avez vu, on peut le faire aussi… hon hon hon!)

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mindthelspace:

thesuperfeyneednoshoes:

feministlikeme:

Short, simple, sweet. NAILED IT.

I like this a lot better than the French one, tbh. Much more to the point.

Especially loving the inclusion of the ‘people refusing to let you leave places unescorted because you might get raped’ one. I’ve been on the receiving end of that more often than I can count, 

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artoftabby:

rydenthatdick:

DAAAMMNNNN

Adding more screencaps to FURTHER prove of how great these guys are. P!ATD has been one of my favorite bands since their start, but this interaction on Twitter tonight made love them even more! 

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